Jim Skelton Really is Out at ShopNBC

March 28, 2011

IT has been over a year since I conceded that I was wrong and ShopNBC host Jim Skelton was, in fact, staying at the number three network. But I have just been informed that Mr. Skelton has stated on Facebook, that he is now a “free agent”. This comes weeks after both Mr. Skelton and Invicta Technical Brand Manager, Michael Davis, sold off their interests in Watchgeeks.net, in a deal speculated by some to be in the five digits.

WHILE the terms of the separation are unknown, it comes on the heels of Mr. Skelton buying both a house and several vehicles, including muscle cars and motorcycles.

WHEN I asked WoW chief Lior Ben Shmuel if Mr. Skelton was a potential host for WoW.TV as I was confirming the launch of his network, he responded with “What?”

I do suspect Mr. Skelton will turn up on the watch infomercials for WoW or possibly even an Invicta launched competitor. But, it was about two weeks ago that Mr. Skelton took an unexpected trip to Florida. When it was mentioned on Watchlords.com, I called it as his screen test for WoW.

IF Mr.Skelton hosts on WoW, what will it mean to the Shops bottom line?


13 Responses to “Jim Skelton Really is Out at ShopNBC”

  1. Fuzzy Wabbit Says:

    Smoky Mountain Knife Works here we come.

  2. creepylabeef Says:

    I heard a rumor he may have been in Gibsonton Florida, the winter home of carnival workers! I hear they’re trying to put together a new gay leather type sideshow. Applications are being taken for unusual individuals who can fit large bizarre objects in their anuses and men who enjoy swinging heavy weights from their penises! It may turn out to be an exciting career path…Good luck buddy!

  3. LIES ALL LIES! Says:

    Attn: Hiring Manager at Frost Cutlery
    Sub: Submission of Resume

    It is with great enthusiasm (I could shave a monkey) that I submit to you my resume for an on air host position with your esteemed company. I just recently finished up employment with Shop NBC where I sold 2nd rate watches, so 2nd rate knives would be a natural transition. I would have included letters of recommendation but all of my friends are currently in Basel. Perhaps when they get back. In the meantime attached you will find my resume, please review it at your leisure and should you have any questions (like about my time at Sunglass Hut) or would like to schedule an interview please let me know. I look forward to hearing from you.

    Jim Skelton

  4. jr Says:

    Jim Skelton played the mom in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape. Perhaps a return to Hollywood is in the works

  5. Koimaster Says:

    Anyone that allows him on air will be tainted by him IMO. He is petty, scared little man who hides behind the clueless who seem to enjoy his boorish behavior.

    He put the final nail in his coffin by libeling me at facebook. It showed to those with any intellect at all, that this petty, small minded noron has no shame, no class and concept of what personal responsibilty is.

    He is yesterday’s news.

  6. Killer Klown Says:

    Maybe his leaving ShopNBC will put some respectability in the watch show. No more Sideshow Bob crap.

  7. patricia Says:

    and they call women “catty”. you jealous males make me laugh. jim was shopnbc watches and his knowledge of watches and his sometimes “off color” humor was a delight to millions of viewers and part of the reason we even watched shopnbc. all the bashing you are now doing just shows that that you guys have some issues with your small penises. what a bunch of losers.

  8. betterskills Says:

    Your right, telling a Jewish person to name their kids Holocost is a knee slapper! You must be one of the dummies that buys watches because you like the guy selling them. I bet you’ve blown thousands on Beanie Babies and little shoes that you sold for a loss in at yard sales.

    Move along, dummy.

  9. Creepy La Beef Says:

    I wonder if Patricia knows how big Skelton’s penis is? I guess any man with a penis smaller than hers is considered small?

  10. Baron Von Penis Says:


    heard the newssssssssssss?

    Skelton is officially hired to replace Charlie Sheen on 2 and 1/2 cocks!

    no no noooooooooooooooooo

    oh nooooooooooooooooooooo

    Actually his new job is quality control at dairy queen

    ohhh nooooooooooooooooooo

    Okay here’s the truth he’s auditioning for a 5×7 watch kiosk at the mall of america

    ohh nooooooooooooooooooo

    alright already! he’s got a job on a European soap opera called “one ball to give” or was it “goatee’s of our lives” or was it “general ski burns” or it might have been “guiding knives”

    oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Cat’s outta the bag, his new employment is manager of Arby’s roast beef and watch emporium, where I hear you can get a premium roast beef sandwich and a 2nd rate timepiece and tater tots for 12 value pays

    ohhh nooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Let the truth be told, he was hired by bush’s baked beans, his title is “Technical Brand Flatulence Detector”

    Where he carefully and painstakingly measures the amount of inert gas each variety of legume produces, and carefully inspects the aroma

  11. badgeek Says:

    @ patricia…Maybe the issue dosent have anything to do with a small pennis. But It does sound like It might be a huge vagina problem,what say you pat?;)Hello Hello hello hello kitty.



  13. Faux Larry Megan Says:

    Uhhhhh, hello Sturhling nation!!!

    It’s me, Fake Megan making my first appearance.

    Since Jimbo’s departure have you all been watchin?

    Wathcin me brow beat Skippy Connelly to show the audience a frigin PULSE, please skipster, don’t let the audience fall asleep, while I do prefer working with Daniel Green, at least his accent covers up his lack of watch knowledge, right chef Green with the puny 6″ wrist?

    Are yall on Jimbo’s facebook putting post after post up at the same time massaging his asshole while he grins with delight while you keep his ego afloat so he can live a normal post NBC existence?

    OHHHHHHHHH Jim, I just cannot purchase another watch from NBC, I feel like I am cheating, it’s just not the same, awwwwwwwwwwwwww SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TRANSPARENT ZOMBIES!!!

    Any tom dick n harry can read a cue card and fool people on a consistent basis with pretend enthusiasm, duhhhhh.

    What’s happenin here is NBC fallout, mixed with newbie customer’s, mixed with too much DRAMA, mixed with lies and truth’s, mixed with loyalty and false impressions, mixed with my nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I think SHOPNBC should forget about watches and replace it with the impressive FLOBEE, it does more than cut hair, it dehydrates and defrosts!!!

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