Watches worth $10K reported stolen from home

Wonder if the guy is still making value pays on these Invictas?

By Austin L. Miller
Staff writer
Published: Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 10:18 a.m.

OCALA – Wrist watches worth approximately $10,000 were reported stolen from an Ocala home Monday.

Officers responded to the 1900 block of Southeast Lake Weir Avenue, where the homeowner told them he left the residence around 9:45 a.m. and returned two hours later and saw that the back door had been kicked in.

The man told Ocala police officers that 20 wrist watches were missing, the majority of which were of the Invicta brand.

A K-9 police dog and handler searched the area, but did not locate any suspects http://www.ocala.com/article/20120117/ARTICLES/120119719

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Daddy Wrong Legs

THERE is no possible way I could not share this immediately. I mean, I thought about saving it for later in the week but if it’s real, and with Invicta you just never know, then it’s just too goddamn funny to sit on.

I received a mail from someone claiming to be an “insider” of a sourcing firm that works with Invicta on their various apparel items.

The belt fuckel below is supposedly a piece for a yet unnamed collection that will also including chain wallets. And chain belts.

For men.

It measures a whopping 17 centimeters across. No details on the weight, other than “hefty”. I attempted to get more answers and pics of more funny ass designs. My request has gone unanswered.

ACCORDING to the source, this thing will possibly see the light of day in the third or fourth quarter of this year.

Merry Christmas minions!